Little Girl on a Plane: Joke of the Day

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
Airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
Strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
It slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
Like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
Nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
And a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a
Deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
Flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
Grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
Intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
No idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
Qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
Shit?

Guts and Balls: What's the Difference?

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference
between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.