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What is the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and new convertible Ford mustang?

I don't have a Ford mustang in my garage!

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FUCK PETA!

I realized that by sharing this I basically help spread the message that PETA is trying to give, but hopefully I will frame it a little better than they have.

I fucking hate PETA, and the people who are all "Love the Animals." Well, fuck them too. Did we fall asleep in society and wake up in a fictional word with cute and cuddly animals that talk with celebrity voices. No! Disney has painted a cartoon version of a reality that does NOT exist. And every fucking I turn around the new agenda seems to be to save the animals. Fuck them.

Like, those videos about the integrate workings of a slature house. People watch those and are horrified. Well, what the fuck did you think was happening? Does some guy stomp on the heads of cows while giggling with frenzy? Probably. But isn't it better the cow vice someone's child. if some sick fuck wants to do that for a living, then be my quest.

This kind of shit makes me want some fucking chicken nuggets. Really. I feel like having a 4pc. from KFC. Because at the end of the day, do I really give a shit about cow and chickens? It's not like they provide any significant importance to our society.

But what dogs? Hey, I love dogs and no I don't to eat them. But at least a dog is mans best friends. But what about cat. Well, fuck cats. I don't care for them. Okay, maybe I do think kittens are cute. But at least they are cute.

Cow's are never cute. Well only in Disney films, but that (may I remind you) is fictional and doesn't exist. Cow's are good for tipping, killing, and eating. And I fuckin' love hamburgers!

And by the way our President is a fucking ninja.



But, I don't want the PETA thing to disappear completely. Any organization that is encouraging celebrities to show off more skin needs to consider sponsorship from the US government.

Driving in the wintertime

Have you ever noticed that when weather conditions change that people loose brain cells? I have and since I live in the great state of Utah I see snow, ice and rain. Lets see your state match that! Now on to my rant: How do people forget how to drive when it starts raining or snowing? Better yet how do drunk drivers not get caught before I see them driving? I wish I had a light bar in my truck to make a citizen's arrest, that or the dumb asshole would try to out-run me and flip his car into some snow bank. Though there are many drunk assholes there are even more idiots not driving drunk. Can we not come to a general consensus on speed limits while driving? Either the fuck bag in front of me is going 20mph or the jack off in the next lane is training for Nascar. Drive the speed limit or drive 5-10 under! If you don't feel safe driving then DO Not Leave your fuckin' house! That solves half of the problem now here is part two: don't drive like an asshole if you decide it is worthwhile to risk your life. Why drive 80 in a 55 while there is snow coming down so heavy that you feel like you entered light speed? Not only that how do you find the challenge of weaving between near parked cars on an enclosed ice rink appealing? Don't drive! Also those assholes who drive giant gas guzzling rigs: just because you drive a 4wd doesn't mean you can't die! I might aim for your back tire and see just how well you can steer that giant top heavy boat in extreme pressure situations. Also please reduce you distractions. Most states are outlawing cellphone use without hands-free devices. There is a reason for that. Ever driven home in a canyon that is so fucked that you can't drive over 25 mph? Now factor in that you are driving a 4wd Ford Bronco and you'll understand how fucked the road is. A lady decides that you aren't going fast enough and decides to drive you off the road while talking on her cellphone, oh and she fails to see you exist because her conversation is that important! She didn't run you off the road because she was driving a big vehicle, she did it because you hesitated and chose to spare a human life. Fuck that! People that drive like assholes should be forced to drive Pinto Hatchbacks loaded with dynamite! Maybe they'll learn common decency or driving skills, more likely they will become extinct faster than the dodo bird.
Merry Christmas and hey, see you on the road!

Rachel Nichols is the woman of my dreams...

Rachel Nichols makes me want to beat off hard! Anyone who watched Star Trek and admired her in her green skinned glory knows what I mean. Hell I almost want to rent that shitfest G.I. Joe just so I can watch her walk around or jog. That said, I'm going to check out the shitfest P2. I think I'd get more of my money's worth if I watch her prance around in a wet shirt for thirty minutes. Please let me know if you find any illicit photos, the world is waiting to see those incredible beauties!

F is For Fuck is your new source for a redistribution of hilarious and controversial material. And just to get the site off to a good start, let us look at dump people failing. Anytime, I need an extra step in my strut I always turn to the internet for videos of people smashing their faces in. Let the laughter begin.