Have you ever noticed that when weather conditions change that people loose brain cells? I have and since I live in the great state of Utah I see snow, ice and rain. Lets see your state match that! Now on to my rant: How do people forget how to drive when it starts raining or snowing? Better yet how do drunk drivers not get caught before I see them driving? I wish I had a light bar in my truck to make a citizen's arrest, that or the dumb asshole would try to out-run me and flip his car into some snow bank. Though there are many drunk assholes there are even more idiots not driving drunk. Can we not come to a general consensus on speed limits while driving? Either the fuck bag in front of me is going 20mph or the jack off in the next lane is training for Nascar. Drive the speed limit or drive 5-10 under! If you don't feel safe driving then DO Not Leave your fuckin' house! That solves half of the problem now here is part two: don't drive like an asshole if you decide it is worthwhile to risk your life. Why drive 80 in a 55 while there is snow coming down so heavy that you feel like you entered light speed? Not only that how do you find the challenge of weaving between near parked cars on an enclosed ice rink appealing? Don't drive! Also those assholes who drive giant gas guzzling rigs: just because you drive a 4wd doesn't mean you can't die! I might aim for your back tire and see just how well you can steer that giant top heavy boat in extreme pressure situations. Also please reduce you distractions. Most states are outlawing cellphone use without hands-free devices. There is a reason for that. Ever driven home in a canyon that is so fucked that you can't drive over 25 mph? Now factor in that you are driving a 4wd Ford Bronco and you'll understand how fucked the road is. A lady decides that you aren't going fast enough and decides to drive you off the road while talking on her cellphone, oh and she fails to see you exist because her conversation is that important! She didn't run you off the road because she was driving a big vehicle, she did it because you hesitated and chose to spare a human life. Fuck that! People that drive like assholes should be forced to drive Pinto Hatchbacks loaded with dynamite! Maybe they'll learn common decency or driving skills, more likely they will become extinct faster than the dodo bird.
Merry Christmas and hey, see you on the road!
I this time of year because it is Darwin's way of weeding out those undesired in our population. The only thing better here would be if they drove without their seat belts on. All this winter wonder land and white Christmas really has me aching for a big red blood splatter on the side of the road.
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